Goncharov
Movie • 1973 • Film Noir Report
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Ravage
Goncharov belongs on this site because there is a real story that people have made up which is being shared online. While it is not a real movie, people who think it is a real movie will search for it here. Those people need to know if they will be upset, either by elements within the made-up story, OR by the fact that the film does not exist as a film, even though none of all of the media on this site are fictional, and none of the stories are true.
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MeowmeowMeowMeow
There's a flashback to Andrey's early years where he was instructed to shoot a horse belonging to an enemy of the mob. Ultimately, he cannot bring himself to do it, and instead sets the horse free. Notably, the horse survives this encounter.
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MeowmeowMeowMeow
Controversy over chimpanzee with tommy-gun
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Only if you count play fighting. Every character in this movie has a dog and they are all very happy and playful.
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Bepiscat
A dead bird and lots of dead fish
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Katylina
There is a pet cat named Patchka, she lives. After the death of her first owner, Ice Pick Joe, she is adopted by Felix Petrov. She is seen alive at the end of the film.
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Katylina
Patchka the cat does not die. She is seen alive at the end of the film
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jade247
There are no dragons in this film.
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MeowmeowMeowMeow
There is an embossed pattern of a snake on the frame of Katya's dressing room mirror, but no real snakes.
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jade247
During a shoot out scene in the second act a large dragonfly lands on the barrel of Goncharov's gun. He looks at it and says "here's looking at you, kid," a reference to the famous Humphrey Bogart line said in Casablanca (1942), before firing the gun.
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namupokemanchan
Ice Pick Joe was abused by his father growing up and as an adult, commits many violent acts that could be called abuse
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Bepiscat
Yes but it’s only mentioned and never graphically shown. One of the characters was very much abused as a child :(
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Goodfellas4ever
A hefty amount of people are
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NorthWest
It's implied that the boss had someone following Katya around, but never specifically shown
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This is a mafia movie so you can't really be surprised
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dippyegg
There is constant abuse of alcohol from most of the mafia members, as well as Katya from time to time.
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jade247
Although there is no explicit mention of "addiction" or "being addicted," characters in the film are frequently seen to be using intoxicants, indicating at least a substance dependancy.
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RebeccaM
VERY homoerotically
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there’s a drowning scene but i don’t think people are physically held under the water
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andrey is if i remember correctly
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One of the reasons this movie is such a triumph is because it's one of the only movies ever made without sexual assault. Lots of other stuff happens, but it's a breath of fresh air to not have to sit through something so many of us experience. This movie was ahead of it's time in that regard.
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dippyegg
It’s a mafia movie, so you can imagine the numerous torture scenes that happen.
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Riley_Euphy
It was such a heart wrenching scene like damn that poor girl did not deserve those accusations the mob was literally crazy #Jennikawasinnocent
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dalymary
There are multiple scenes where members of the Russian mafia choke the main cast of characters!
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Classic Ice Pick Joe murder
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Ellapelican
Yeah watch out for Ice pick man he causes most of it
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callmesalticidae
It's debatable, but I think "no." A character falls down the stairs and definitely breaks a leg bone, and it's possible that their Achilles tendon was injured, but we don't see enough to really know that. Maybe a doctor would be able to tell.
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Bepiscat
Yeah it’s a sort of blink and you miss it thing though
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One character is crushed beneath the weight of her own decisions. So I suppose you could say there is a metaphorical spirit crushing...
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roseatespoonbill
although they don't show visible bone and blood, the cracking sound is gratuitous
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callmesalticidae
There's a scene where minor character is being tortured and they threaten to cut off his fingers, but we don't see it happen. We just go to the next scene. It's supposed to be left to you to decide how long the guy resisted and under what circumstances, I think.
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roseatespoonbill
and breaks her leg
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Unnamed characters are seen jumping off an
bridge into the river below, and while there is noticeable struggle, none of them die on screen.
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callmesalticidae
Nobody is buried alive, fan theories notwithstanding.
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absurdism
theres a reason ice pick joe is called that. lets leave it at that
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NorthWest
Depends on your definition of "head" and "squashed". Viewers who are squeamish about "brain surgery" should really skip past the Ice Pick Joe scenes
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namupokemanchan
There are some cannibalism jokes made by and to Ice Pick Joe but he's never actually shown eating a person
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Ravage
Jennika IS NOT a minor.
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Camcoconut
Jennika looks kind of young i guess but in like an early 20s kind of way, although her age isnt confirmed. I would not consider her a kid or child, though.
#Jennikawasinnocent
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DelanceyElliott
Classic Goncharov.
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namupokemanchan
This is debatable. Gwendolyn is high and drinking heavily in the last scene we see her in and it's implied she died right after that. While it was from an overdose is unclear though
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cherrylimemaid
It’s very blink and you’ll miss it, but in the Pompeii scene, Mario steps on what appears to be an ash-encased depiction of an animal, maybe a rabbit or a bear, and it shatters. Unclear if it was an ancient child’s toy but that’s what I interpreted it as.
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Riley_Euphy
All i'm gonna say is that a few of them deserved it
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Camcoconut
There's this one background actor during one of the bar scenes that looks like they really dont want to be there tbh.
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Katya and Goncharov are married but seem very strongly interested in other people
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Ellapelican
I mean there is that one guy that dies right after taking a shower, but I don't think the shower is pictured.
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One could argue this movie is haunting us all....
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Benrybenry
At around 36:15, the screen cuts to a dead body unexpectedly. It’s not exactly a jumpscare but it is certainly shocking.
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All of Tumblr right now
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roseatespoonbill
all of the Ice Pick Joe scenes, and Sofia falling down the stairs
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jade247
Ice Pick Joe vomits on the floor that one time. it looks like anchovies so maybe he's allergic
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absurdism
Andrey starts every line he has by spitting on the floor and ends it like that too
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dippyegg
This movie takes place prior to 9/11.
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NorthWest
The scene where Goncharov crashes into a police car at full speed is kind of like reverse copaganda
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namupokemanchan
Goncharov is heavily implied to be attracted to a man while married to a woman so take that as you will
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mowothman
Not shown, but heavily implied to be a traumatic part of Ice Pick Joe's past.
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irnbrusugarfree
There are needles in the foreground of some shots but they are not used
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Riley_Euphy
Pretty sure illegal home hospitals run by the mob aren't hospitals
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how are people saying no when clocks are such a huge part of this movie? it’s incredibly famous for the clock motif like there are TONS of ticking clocks and it can absolutely trigger misophonia!! i mute it whenever i see a clock on screen because i know what’s coming lmao
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dippyegg
Though it seems like someone may during the church scene, luckily they survive.
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Ice Pick Joe :(
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jade247
No explicit mention of eating disorders, though Ice Pick Joe is sometimes seen to engage in some eating behaviours that may be considered disordered (anchovies) and is also seen throwing up.
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Not in the literal sense but there is self-destructive behavior
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Andrey during the church scene :(
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like not really but there are for sure so tight scenes/scenes in close quarters if that counts
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elderlyboyfriend
It is teased during the church scene, but not a full attempt.
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Ellapelican
I mean everyones not doing great, and everyones being violent, but I don't think anyone is acknowledged to be mentally ill so...idk
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jade247
There is a few fast-moving action shots that can be quite jarring, but camerawork is generally smooth and gimble-based.
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goncharobv
this film chooses not to explore the early 70s italian disco scene.
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StrongFish91
It's a Martin Scorsese movie, so there is a copious amount of swearing.
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waystones
in the background of 1 scene
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Goodfellas4ever
Not talking to the viewer in the usual meaning, but some of the dialogue is delivered facing the camera
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Lepitorus
A baby is very briefly in the background for one scene and we hear its cries, but it's not central at all & is easy to skip past
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Riley_Euphy
technically no but there are illusions to illegal mob lead abortion clinics, although its more set dressing if anything
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Pretty much everyone dies. Ice Pick Joe's death comes off as a bit "Bury Your Gays".
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jade247
Goncharov sarcastically addresses Andrey as "compadre," his tone suggesting there may be something more than friendship between them and alluding to some internalised homophobia, though traditional homophobic slurs are not used.
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NorthWest
There's an off hand joke from the boss about how he used to do drag when he was younger, but it's presented in an empowering manner, rather than making him the butt of the joke.
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namupokemanchan
No but there is a joke made about incest around 55 minutes into the film
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Titty shots
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One of the main characters is ruthlessly non-objectified. She wants to be admired but just can't seem to make it happen for herself. It's heartbreaking, really.
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No explicit sex is shown but you can see some titties
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elderlyboyfriend
Kayta ridicules Goncharov for crying in the aftermath of the church scene.
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Only if you count all of us...
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Ravage
I almost did when I found out how the whole thing got started but none of the characters do.
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Lepitorus
Santa is not mentioned in the film.
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elderlyboyfriend
You will cry.
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Goodfellas4ever
In the very first minutes at the title card of the movie
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Yes
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waystones
none of the main characters
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There's a lot, especially in scenes involving Ice Pick Joe
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MeowmeowMeowMeow
No but the fear of such a thing looms heavy
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elderlyboyfriend
This is a mafia movie; there will be gun violence.
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Goodfellas4ever
People are pictured struggling to swim after jumping the bridge
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