The Onion Movie
Movie • 2008 • Comedy
ReportVenerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Are animals abused?
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A cat is cooked in a pot.
A joke, not at all graphic.
A joke, not at all graphic.
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No one is sexually assaulted in this particular scene but the storyline is like a murder mystery party except it’s a r*pe mystery…
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Does a cat die?
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A cat is cooked in a pot.
Clearly a joke, not at all graphic.
Clearly a joke, not at all graphic.
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Does someone die by suicide?
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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Does a woman get slapped?
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A bong.
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