Welcome to Eltingville
TV Show • 2002
ReportWelcome to Eltingville is an animated comedy pilot based on Evan Dorkin's Eisner Award winning comic book, Dork!; which takes place in Eltingville, Staten Island. The pilot episode, titled "Bring Me the Head of Boba Fett", in the premiered in the United States on March 3, 2002, on Cartoon Network's late night programing block, Adult Swim; no further episodes were ever produced. Adult Swim has re-aired the pilot episode periodically since its original premiere, including twice on Halloween night, October 31, 2008, as part of an advertised "Halloween Stunt" night, where rarely seen programs such as the Korgoth of Barbaria and Boo Boo Runs Wild were aired, rather than the usual programming line-up for a Friday evening. The Eltingville pilot's characters have since made Topless Robot's list of Pop Culture's 10 Greatest Nerds.
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In the sense that teenage boys are portrayed as quite horny. There's a dream sequence where one of them is shown covered in kiss marks with his shirt halfway ripped after being in an area full of pretty women.
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Willoughby, whose age is unclear but he appears to be on the younger side, faces a fair bit of physical torment from the world around him. Bill's mom also shouts at him, which isn't portrayed as staunchly abusive, but could still be a bit triggering.
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A fictional one in a DND game is kidnapped and treated like a prize, if that counts? Beyond that I'm marking no.
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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The opening theme depicts Jane kicking Bill in the crotch.
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Nothing beyond a suggestive level, the main characters prepare to watch a tape depicting naked female film stars, but it turns out to be a dupe.
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In a game of Dungeons and Dragons, not in (fictional) real life.
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Mild blood from fighting and getting hit by motorcycles.
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Does it have a sad ending?
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An unfulfilling one for the characters involved maybe, but we aren't really meant to feel all that sympathetic for them.
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Are there abusive parents?
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Bill's mom shouts at him at some point, not too harshly but it still might be a bit much for some.
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Are there fat jokes?
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All towards Josh by the other members of the club.
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Gross sounds play in a couple of scenes where zits are popped and ooze puss.
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The club members are highly prone to objectifying women.
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Usages of m*dget.
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josh gets fucking shot
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Is someone eaten?
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Mentions of Boba Fett being eaten in Star Wars, no actual depictions.
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Goblins in a game of DND.
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A Boba Fett figurine is broken, but it's not owned by a child by that point.
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A fictional princess in the DND session.
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Josh accuses the others of antisemitism, but it's a baseless claim made out of frustration.
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Nothing major, but the likely Asian kid with yellowish skin and closed eyes is kind of off-putting.
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Willoughby coughs from his major injuries a couple of times.
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pete gives birth in joes comic shop
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Would the dream sequence where Bill finds himself on a pimple-covered planet that turns out to be Josh's face count? I feel like this should be mentioned somewhere regardless, considering its gross-out factor.
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Josh claims he got so excited seeing the Boba Fett figure that he nearly soiled himself. When the nearby crowd shifts away from him, he specifies that he didn't actually do it.
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Multiple women drown in a sea of puss.
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Motorcycle.
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Is a male character ridiculed for crying?
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No ridicule, but Josh breaking down crying at the end is at least played as a joke.
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Does someone abuse alcohol?
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pete is addicted to heroin
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No beatings, but the club members are shown bullying and being pests to random people in a montage. You could argue they're also practically bullies to each other.
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The main characters get rowdy and shout at each other a lot.
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In fictional sequences, not for real.
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The characters are in loud, volatile states enough for me to safely mark this as a yes.
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In a fictional DND game.
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Language is considerably tamer than the comics this pilot was adapted from.
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The whole joke behind Ironjaw, a character with braces and a strong lisp, is that he spits all over people when speaking to them.
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Is reality unstable or unhinged?
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A fantasy DND sequence and a dream sequence, but neither of these are particularly distressing.
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Would a $300 Boba Fett figure count?
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