The Machine

Movie • 2023  

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Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
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Does the dog die?
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Serafinah
The dog is seen when they exit the hotel and they even comment “glad you’re alive”
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Were animals harmed in the making?
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Is an animal abandoned?
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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Is an animal sad?
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Is rape mentioned?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Are there jump scares?
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Kipar13
Commercial for the carpet business during the credits
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Is there shakey cam?
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Abuse
Is someone stalked?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is someone gaslighted?
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Is a child abused?
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Addiction
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Anonymous
There is a lot of excessive drinking throughout
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Anonymous
A lot of drug use. Cocaine and pot
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Animal
Are animals abused?
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Anonymous
A dog is thrown out of the window but later shows up alive
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Does a cat die?
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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About 35 minutes in, a small dog is shown thrown out of the window it seems like the same dog is seen on the street a few minutes later and bites Bert’s leg. Seems healthy
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Does a pet die?
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Dog does not die
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About 1 hr 22 min in, a realistic dead chicken is given as a gift for food
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Does a horse die?
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Are there spiders?
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Does a dragon die?
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Are there bugs?
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Are there alligators/crocodiles??
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Are there snakes?
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Assault
Is someone sexually assaulted?
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Is there pedophilia?
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Is someone drugged?
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There is a lot of drug use shown. Not so much that some one is drugged unknowingly
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Bodily Harm
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Burt has a dream that his dad cuts his testicles off. Cutting now shown, but they are shown in the dads hand
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Bert gets hit in the face by Alexei and loses a crown
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petri
Head is knocked off while a person is hanging out a train window.
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Bert tries to shave with his dad’s knife, on the train flashback
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petri
Someone is strangled with a plastic bag, presumably to death.

Also scenes of people breathing when panicked, attempting breathing exercises.
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Is there Achilles Tendon injury?
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Does someone have a seizure?
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Kipar13
One of the gangsters is thrown down the center of an open staircase in the former dorm building
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Is there excessive gore?
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A goon gets plastic-bagged
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Does someone become unconscious?
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Several scenes where a character loses their head or throat is cut etc. lots of gunshot wounds
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Threat of torture, but not shown
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Is someone buried alive?
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Children
Is an infant abducted?
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Is a minor sexualized?
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Does a kid die?
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Death
Does a non-human character die?
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Does someone die?
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Lots of death throughout the whole thing. I lost count of how many people died.
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Family
Is a child's toy destroyed?
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Does a parent die?
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Irina’s father
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Does someone cheat?
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Is someone kidnapped?
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SiRenfield
The plot is that Brett and his father are abducted by the Russian mafia to perform some unfinished business
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Irina’s brother and father
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Fear
Is trypophobic content shown?
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Are there clowns?
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Is someone possessed?
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Is there a shower scene?
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Are there ghosts?
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Are there mannequins?
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Gross
Does someone vomit?
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At Igor’s house while they are pulling the wood out of Irina’s leg. It doesn’t end until after Igor comes back in, so just cover your eyes and ears from when they lay her on the table until the next scene.
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Does someone spit?
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Several spit scenes
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Large-scale Violence
Are there 9/11 depictions?
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Law Enforcement
Is there copaganda?
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There’s comments about how the police were unhelpful after a robbery
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Is there bisexual cheating?
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Is there deadnaming or birthnaming?
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Medical
Are needles/syringes used?
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Is electro-therapy used?
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Is there a hospital scene?
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Is there a mental institution scene?
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Mental Health
Does someone self harm?
S.A.F.E. ALTERNATIVES® (1-800-DONTCUT)
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Is a mentally ill person violent?
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Burt says “I wanted to kill myself” when talking about the situation with his daughter in the beginning of the movie.
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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Is there D.I.D. misrepresentation?
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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Is there ABA therapy?
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petri
Scene where a character says something blunt, and another character says to someone “I think she’s autistic”
(As an autistic… I wasn’t mad about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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Is there body dysphoria?
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Noxious
Does a baby cry?
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Is there obscene language/gestures?
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Paranoia
Is someone watched without knowing?
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Pregnancy
Is there childbirth?
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Are there abortions?
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Are there babies or unborn children?
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Is a baby stillborn?
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Does someone miscarry?
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Prejudice
Are there usages of the n-word?
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Is there hate speech?
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Is a minority is misrepresented?
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Does the black guy die first?
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Is there aphobia?
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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Jokes about how Bert is fat and has breast tissue
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Race
Is there blackface?
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Sex
Is there sexual content?
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phch
Yes but unfortunately not involving Jimmy Tatro
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Does someone lose their virginity?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
National Sexual Assault Hotline 800.656.4673
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Is there bestiality?
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Sickness
Is there dementia/Alzheimer's?
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Kipar13
Irina's father is on oxygen
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Does someone have a stroke?
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Social
Are there anti-abortion themes?
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Are there fat suits?
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Is someone homeless?
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Spoiler
Is Santa (et al) spoiled?
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Vehicular
Does a plane crash?
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Does a car honk or tires screech?
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Violence
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So much of it, through the whole thing
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Is there a nuclear explosion?
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Serafinah
Burt’s fist goes through a guy’s neck after it was slit
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